operation harelip BJ is a go
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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