Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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