But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
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Do vagina's smell?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
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iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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