I wish life had little blips of pornography
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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