we're blogging at a bar
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
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Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
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I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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