We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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