So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
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Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
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You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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