why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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