at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Blood and glitter go together right?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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