we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
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Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."