I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative