We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
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Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
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From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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