his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
He shit in the fireplace
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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