it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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