I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
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You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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