I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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