She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize