I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
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just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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