Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize