somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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