Can Purell be used as lube?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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