I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
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Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
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Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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