Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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