1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
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You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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