brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
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Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
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I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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