You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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