this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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