Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
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It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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