i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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