The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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