At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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