saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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