There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
we should paint friendship bongs
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