first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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