I'm so fucking centered right now
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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