can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
there was a trapeze. enough said
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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