I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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