Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
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Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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