If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
