who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
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I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
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We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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