This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
This couple is walking their pig around campus
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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