Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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