it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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