I think I died a long time ago.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
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be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
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I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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