So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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