Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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