are you still at the devil's house?
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
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I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
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im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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