Whod you bang
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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