It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
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Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
you never un-have a 4some
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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