What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
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I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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