We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
no. you can't hotbox the world.
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I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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