Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
