he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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