We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
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You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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