your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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