I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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