well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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