how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
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I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
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I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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