there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Randomize
