you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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